Master-Baiters return to FPL in style

After a team bonding session in Goa over the past week, the Master-Baiters stretched their unbeaten run to 4 games beating the Moons 29-8. The Moons took an early lead of 8-6 with Stone-Fufy playing some great shots. However, the Master-Baiters took control of the game from here on, winning 2 huge boards(point-wise-10&11 points) on the way to victory.

Player of the Match:

Rebound Fufy,who came back to form,after a disastrous match against TieOnTee.

Sutta Boys win a Nail-Biter

PresII , fresh from their 29-28 victory against SuGu went up against the Sutta Boys and this time , were at the receiving end of a 29-28 game. Sutta Boys took the first board with a lone point . PresII came back strongly taking a lead of 9-1 and extending it to 16-1 . Subsequent scores were 16-7 , 16-8 , 18-8 , 24-8, 24-15 , 24-21 , 25-21 . At this juncture , BassFufy made 2 coins in a row and had a chance to finish the match with 3 coins of PresII left. However , some good sledging techniques were used by PondyFufy referring to attendance shortages of Sutta Boys and Bass Fufy missed the rebound . Sutta Boys did win the board but got 6 points for it , making the score 25-27 . PondyFufy found good form in the next board and PresII won the board with 3 points taking the score to 28-27 . A considerable crowd had gathered by now and RebelStarFufy broke the board pocketing two and then PondyFufy followed by taking the queen and having to make 3 coins compared to Sutta Boys' 8 . UppiFufy ( formerly EarthFufy) pocketed 4 coins in a row , getting the game even closer. Then RebelstarFufy whacked the striker clearing the remaining 2 coins for the Sutta Boys . BassFufy made the first one which was a straight shot. The second shot was the most thought over shot of the match since it was a very fine cut and the audience wasn't helping , continually referring to Dean, Academic Affairs. However , the cut was made and PresII beaten , a match which they probably should have won .

MoM : UppiFufy for playing well under pressure in the last 2 boards.

PresII rule against SuGu

Class. Action. Drama. The match that had it all. In an encounter that swung wildly from side to side, PresII overcame SuGu 29-28, giving the audience a match to remember.

It began with PresII walking away with 8 points before SuGu could even register what was happening. Things kept proceeding the way of the PresII team till the score reached 26-16. It was here that the drama began. With PondyFufy in sublime form, pocketing coins with unbelievable precision, and never once making a break without pocketing the next three coins, and RebelStarFufy ably backing him, PresII looked unstoppable. SuGu's form had slumped to an all-time low, and it looked like they were already on their way out. SuGu finally woke up, and began every succeeding board just hoping to stay in the game. An awesome comeback ensued, the scores reading 26-16, 26-17, 26-18, 26-19, 26-21, and finally, after many boards, SuGu pocketed the queen to take the lead 28-26. BlackFufy tried tactics as black as himself throughout the match, managing to burn SuGu to a colour as black as himself, to no avail. PresII, displaying stunning shotmaking, took the next board, to set the score at 27-28. PondyFufy, strengthened by several bread omelettes, and RebelStarFufy, who had been given juice-drinking lessons by FatFufy, whizzed through the last board, before Black decided to hand it to them by burning SuGu yet again, ending the game 29-28.

Memorable Moments:

FatFufy, who had earlier apologized profusely for not being able to play when Knurd asked him to, stood for the entire duration of the match, continuously supporting/sledging the players, and of course, rubbing his well-known tummy. Again.

Player of the match: PondyFufy. For playing shots never seen before in FPL history

GCG drain the bitter cup against SuGu

In a match that saw flashes of brilliance from NutFufy, SuGu defeated GCG 29-9, failing, yet again, to convert early chances of taking the coveted bonus.

SuGu began well, taking the first board with 8 points, only for Knurd to burn them the next time, giving GCG 3 points. GCG capitalized on this, and with Nut playing better and better, took the next board with 6 points, taking the lead 9-8. Panicking slightly at Nut's never-before-seen carrom prowess, SuGu got their act together to take 11 points in the next board to go up 19-9, and then took 6 to reach 25. With SlowFufy and the Nut displaying bad team chemistry from here, the task became easier for SuGu, who wrapped up the game in the next board.

Memorable moments and Quotable Quotes:

FatFufy, who had earlier apologized profusely for not being able to play when Knurd asked him to, stood for the entire duration of the match, continuously supporting/sledging the players, and of course, rubbing his well-known tummy.

SlowFufy: "Burm, just keep the striker there, and..."
NutFufy: "NO!"
SlowFufy: "But just.. "
NutFufy: "NO!"
SlowFufy: "Listen It'll go if you.."
NutFufy: "NO!"

Drama in FPL!

Now that the dust has settled, it can be consider safe to report the match between Kundi shots and NITK Gandhis. What started out as a run of the mill FuFy match ended in turmoil.

The match had all the signs of being a close contest with condy-FuFy in great form. NITK Gandhis took an early lead of 7-3 and then, the flood gates opened.

 Thanks to unflustered shot making and clinical finishing by the Gandhis (surprise! surprise!)   and flustered shot making by fat FuFy, Gandhis wrapped up the game in the next two boards scoring 11 points each time to win 29 -3. With condy FuFy distraught having failed to register a single point on the table,  dumb/bass FuFy couldn't resist taking a last jibe at fat FuFy's shambolic form.  That is when all hell broke loose. fat Fufy just blew his hat off and in one single breath managed to rant for 3 minutes  putting down the whole FuFy establishment and swearing at dumb/bass fufy in 3 different languages with "matherchod" and "fuck" being used as commas and full stops.

Just when it looked like the malleability, ductility and youngs modulus of dumb FuFy's metallic arm might be tested, fat FuFy stormed off much to the disappointment of the crowd gathered.

According to eye witness, fat Fufy and dumb/bass FuFy made up the next day with a "warm embrace" with reportedly dumb FuFys chest getting singed due to excessive warmth. As they say All's well that ends well though a youngs modulus report could have been a better ending. 

 

SuGu tame Thunder Tigers

The mindgames began even before the actual game. As part of the pre-match bonding session, SuGu and the Thunder Tigers had been to GC (Ganesh Canteen) to eat some meen. While HeavyDuty and Knurd chose to concentrate on the food, BlackFufy and SnakeFufy began sledging each other liberally in their native tongue. These dirty tactics continued when the teams returned and squared off in a (not)much-anticipated match-up. SuGu took the opening board with 9 points, and extended their lead to 15 in the next. Snake indulged in match-delaying tactics like changing the position of his bucket, the cushion on the bucket, the cushion itself, the quantity of powder on his hands, his underwear, his shirt.... pretty much everything his mind could conjure... but to no avail. The best the Tigers could do was to steal 3 points from the game, before Su decided enough was enough, and pocketed coins liberally. Gu joined the hunt, and eventually sent the Tigers packing 29-3. SuGu climb back to the top with a healthy points difference, and now await the return of the Master-Baiters.

Memorable moments:

BassFufy(who was managing the music) : "Aetello! Shot maga!! Aetello!!" trying to egg on a rattled HeavyDuty
SnakeFufy(in an undertone to Knurd) : "Someone tell that jackass to leave no..."

Sutta Boys conquer Pigym

In a much awaited contest of the day, Sutta Boys showed why they should be considered as one of the top contenders for the title of FPL. Displaying immense skill and finnesse, Sutta boys started off with a bang racing away to a lead of 8-0. The battle henceforth was a game of see-saw, each teams alternately winning individual frames till the score reached 18-15. At this point EarthFufy decided that the time has come to go for the kill and played brilliantly to take the score to 27-15. Some amazing shotmaking by Pig in the subsequent board promised a comeback, as the scoreline stood at 27-21. BassFufy missed a golden opportunity to finish off the game in style, but crumbled under pressure. All was left to EarthFufy to finish off matters which he did it in style pocketing the queen and a rebound to finish things off.
With this win, Sutta Boys go on top of table, albeit having played an extra match. Things are hotting up for the top teams.

Memorable Quotes:
Gym: "I'm sucking today da....."
Pig: "Don't give reasons for not playing well!!!"

BassFufy: "Sorry maga, I couldn't pocket the coin. My hands were trembling...."

MoM: EarthFufy for brilliant play throughout the game.

Con gone Goa!

Con-FuFy plans to take a break from all the hard-work and sleepless nights that have gone into making FPL see the light of the night and go on a mini-vacation to Goa with Middle-Age,Rebound/Goan and Tech-FuFy. The FuFy movement will spread to neighbouring states and people will find salvation through carrom and parathas.

FPL will however continue like it has always done and all the matches will go on unhindered. Contact Condy-FuFy for any details or clarifications.

---Con-FuFy

Master-Baiters struggle to overcome TieOnTee

In another slow and dragging match, the Master-Baiters just about managed to beat TieOnTee 29-19. It was the much-anticipated IT derby,however,this match witnessed the least crowd in the entire of FPL. The match began with TieOnTee playing decently and competing strongly with the Baiters in individual boards. But, sadly, they could not finish off the boards, and the score was in favour of the Master-Baiters 24-0.

After this, the match was dominated by TieOnTee as the Master-Baiters struggled to play even the simplest of shots. In fact,Rebound Fufy had lost so much of confidence that hecould not even pocket coins next to the pouch. This had a reverse effect on TieOnTee as Beem-Boy and Tech-Boy displayed an array of stunning shots, causing the score to come back to 28-19. Even the last board of the match was extremely close with both the teams having 1 coin each along with the queen. Beem-Boy,trying to play another great shot,made a mistake and burnt the board thus giving the Master-Baiters a hard-earned victory.

Highlights of the game:

1. Beem-Boy playing a stunning third pocket shot,which was given a pseudo-standing ovation by the spectators.
2. The rowdy crowd giving the Master-Baiters a suckdingy to remember for the rest of their lives.

Player of the Match:

Beem-Boy

Pigym end Sugu pride parade

To everyone's relief and some exhibiting it very openly , the smokin' hot duo of Knurd-Fufy and Black-Fufy were beaten by a very professional looking Pigym team . Pig was in supreme form , helped ably ( ! ) by Gym who managed to get the queen twice with extraordinary shots. Clean cuts , Super charges , Perfect rebounds - Pigym had it all . They took the lead 6-0 and the scores were 12-0 , 12-6 , 18-6, 18-12 and the final score was 29-20 . Team Sugu took turns at being good and that's where Pig exploited them . With this victory , Pigym have sent out a message to the favourites .

Highlights :

1. Sledging was not used by Sugu against Gym, which the other teams have found to be effective.
2. Knurd-Fufy's moans of frustration at Black's misses.
3. Knurd's reaction to Black's 'Put-Put' : 'Pig will do Putt-Putt-Putt if I miss' .

Player of The Match : The Opener . No , seriously .

Sutta Boys eclipse the Moons 29-1

In a completely one sided affair , the Sutta Boys outplayed and outclassed the Moons , who were in much better form than their previous marathon encounter against TieonTee. The match began with the Sutta Boys taking the lead 6-0 courtesy a Moon Burn . The Sutta boys extended their lead to 13-0 quickly and Bonus Point discussion ensued. But the Sutta Boys were denied by some clean hitting by Stone-Fufy who managed to scrape a point for the Moons. The Moons were ecstatic on the lone point and High-Fives ensued . The Sutta Boys , somewhat dejected began a series of one sided games and subsequent scores were 18-1 , 25-1 . 28-1 and they swept the last board. The Sutta Boys are happy with their Point Difference and a SuGu defeat will put them on the top of the table .

Highlights :

1. Bespectacled Pigym : Maga , how is the score 25-1.
Bass-Fufy : 18+7
Bespectacled Pigym : Eh maga , how da ?

Is it still too late for the other Pigym ?

2. Bass-Fufy getting the queen four times .

Player of the Match : 'Joint'ly shared by the Sutta Boys

TieOnTee overcome Moons in a marathon match

Tie-on-Tshirt subjected the Moons  to a slow death  in a match that was arguably the longest in the league. The match went on for 15 boards and lasted 3.5 hours, and by the time it ended  Baby-Fufy had matured into  Middle-Age Fufy. Though the TieonTees were left gasping for air by some of BeemBoy's logics, the team managed to survive the game and outdo the Moons. One of the spectators, our very own Con-Fufy dozed off twice despite wanting to cheer the two teams on and give them encouragement. Great news for TieOnTee though, who have Tech-Fufy in good form.

Scoreline: 1:0, 1:2, 4:2, 6:2, 6:9, 7:9, 13:9, 16:9, 24:9, 24:15, 24:16, 24:24, 26:24, 26:25, 29:26

Player of the Match:

Tech-Fufy, who did manage to pocket his own coins this time around. However it is heard that Shivu did manage to play another "Dillu" shot in this game.

Highlights of the Match:

1. Con-Fufy awake after 3 hours of sleep started banging his head against the wall because the mammoth match wasn't over.

2. Tech-Fufy : "Adi,we can't afford to lose this game"

    Beem-Boy: "Why not?!"  

3. Beem-Boy:  We are like the Indians(cricket) man. Whatever be the quality, we will set a record !

SuGu outlast Aetalle! in a classic encounter

In a match that witnessed many ups and downs, and a heroic comeback, SuGu managed to defeat the top seeded Aetalle! 29-27, and maintain their unbeaten run.

SuGu began well, taking the first two boards to lead 13-0, before Aetalle! started fighting back. The tension began to rise when SuGu managed to reach 21, with Aetalle! still at 13. BlingFufy then began showing true class, and slowed down the match, taking the score to 21-18. With a chance of finishing the match at this stage, Su pocketed one of Aetalle!'s coins, causing Gu to leap out of his seat. In the next three boards, the score reached 28-27, with Su generously pocketing all coins, irrespective of colour, age, race and sex. The end was nerve-wracking for all the players, with a rowdy crowd egging everyone on(Why WannabeFufy was allowed is still something we're trying to figure out....). In the end, Gu managed to get the job done and put an end to Aetalle!.

Memorable Moments :

MiddleAgeFufy to KnurdFufy: "Su, there's some Goo on your head" referring to some...well...goo on his head.

CondyFufy, who was managing the music deciding to play "Aiyaiya Sugu sugu", and halting play for a good five minutes.

Coming up next: SuGu face off against PiGym, Master-Baiters take on Moons and Kundi Shot vs PresII

Master-Baiters put out the Sutta (Boys) in a thriller!

One of the greatest matches played in the FPL so far, the two rivals have raised the bar for all the other competing teams. In a superb fightback, the Master-Baiters won the tie 29-28 against the in-form Sutta Boys.

The match began with Bass-Fufy threatening to sledge against the Master-Baiters to divert their attention,especially trying to annoy the Baiters' Goan/Rebound Fufy. Little did he know that it would come back to bite him in the ass later on. The first few boards were completely dominated by the Sutta Boys,who were playing with great confidence and co-ordination. The player who did the most damage in the initial stages was Bass-Fufy who was pocketing coins with incredible ease,taking the score to 13-0 in favour of the Sutta Boys.

It was at this time,that the fightback began,with Rebound Fufy,suddenly appearing bright and colourful(like his usual self),and brought the score to 13-9. This again brought out a response from the Sutta Boys as Prithvi became the hero,and yet again the match was in favour of the Sutta Boys 21-13. Now, the stage was set for Middle-Age Fufy to come into the fore and display some stunning shot-making and suddenly the score was 28-28.

Fingers trembling, all the players managed to somehow play in the last board with nervousness appearing in each shot. As the board entered its final phase, Rebound Fufy managed to pocket both the queen and the cover coin thus helping Master-Baiters win one of the greatest matches of all time!

Highlights of the game:

1. Bass-Fufy annoying Rebound/Goan Fufy by clapping his hands, imitating a Eunuch.

2. An argument between Bass-Fufy and Middle-Age Fufy about sportsmanship and fair play.

Player of the match:

Middle-Age Fufy, for playing well when it mattered most..

 

Opening and Hitting fails to faze Aetello Boys

Demonstrating clinical shot-making Aetello Boys stormed to their second consecutive victory in FPL. In spite the heroics of the Kodava warrior ( disably aided by Gym) Pigym were beaten handsomely by a margin of 29-16.

Throughout the match Pigym displayed bad team chemistry with the warrior repeatedly pleading with Gym to stop his whining and concentrate on the hitting the straight shots that were there to be hit and not crib about "opening and hitting" problem. (This problem is still open btw). As an aside we'd like to mention the warrior is looking for a new side-kick. Interested may apply for this "opening".

Now coming to the good bits,Aetello boys along with SuGu and Sutta Boys are at the head of the pecking order. The top seeds,so to speak,haven't disappointed so far.

Man of the Match:The Opener.

Quotable Quotes

" From that time i'm opening , he's hitting ; i'm opening , he's hitting......" - Gym, of Pigyms
Pig : " Can I change partners ? "

SuGu demolish Tie-on-Tshirt

Continuing their dream run, SuGu beat Tie-on-Tshirt 29-1, just failing to earn themselves the much-coveted bonus. As promised earlier, BeamBoy and TechFufy did indulge in mind-games, taking more than 10 minutes on an average per point, driving Su up the wall regularly. After the first board, which SuGu took with 9 points, Tech and BeamBoy stole the next one, and there was general jubilation, while they did a tie-high-five. Tech did come up with a few brilliant shots, which delayed the defeat. One of them featured Tech aiming for 2 white coins near a pocket, and managing to send the 2 black coins nearby into the opposite pockets (For future references, this is called the "Dillu" shot). The game also featured a raucous audience that had just returned from Akshaya Bar, comprising BassFufy and Middle-Age-Fufy, whose chief motive was to sledge the players, while Goan/ReboundFufy concentrated on squeezing Tech lovingly against his crotch and professing undying love for him, which is what, according to Tech, caused his inspired playing.

Can SuGu continue their dream run though, with Su slipping in form somewhat, and Gu's form being as black as him? Only time will tell.
Coming up next, Aetalle go up against Pigym, and try to show us why they're the best.

Player of the match: TechFufy, for inventing the "Dillu" shot, and setting himself in a different league of carrom players.

Cheers!
KnurdFufy

Introducing . . . NITK Gandhis

We now have a new team formed due to swaps and stabs by various other teams. This team is one of a kind. Two people with bags always on their backs, WORK being their favourite past-time. Not necessary to mention are their high gpas. Extracurricular activities include Genesis and Spicmacay work making them the true NITK Gandhis.

Folks ...
Introducing EE topper and IT CR
" THe NITK Gandhis"

Thunder Tigers upset Kundi Shot

Kundi Shot and Thunder Tigers had a lot to gain from this match as both teams had lost all of their previous matches. The match began at snail's pace, as both teams struggled to take the queen and dominate individual boards. As a result, in the first 4 boards, the score was 5-0 to the Thunder Tigers. Some great shot-making by Condy-Fufy ensured that Kundi shot was back on track as they scored 7 points in the 5th board. This board brought the game into life as Heavy-Duty Fufy and Phani(from now on, known as Snake-Fufy) pocketed plenty of coins and as a result, a lot of points. However, Condy-Fufy was not to be left behind and took control of the game (his patner,Fat-Fufy, not responding to Condy's loud abusive statements) and brought the score to 21-16. At this point, Heavy-Duty Fufy was getting very late for his GB duty and decided to end the matter once and for all. The Tigers co-ordinately brilliantly and got 8 points in this last board, thus winning the tie 29-16.

Kundi Shot will have to get together and discuss the next match, as there were many arguments between Condy and Fat Fufy. However, they still continue to be strong contenders for the FPL, as Fat Fufy's form is unpredictable. On his day, Fat-Fufy can be the best player in the FPL and is not to be counted out because 'Form is temporary, Class is permanent'.

New Feature:

Player of the Match : Snake-Fufy, for inspiring his team to a win after a disastrous start.

Master-Baiters beat Thunder Tigers 29-6

The Master-Baiters began their FPL campaign with a thumping victory against the Thunder Tigers. Right from the beginning, The Master-Baiters were clinical and within no time,they raced to a score of 28-0 against the hapless Tigers. However, some inspired play by Phani and some good common-sense shown by Heavy-Duty Fufy helped the Tigers stage a strong comeback and win a board with 6 points. This fightback did not last for long and in the next board, the Master-Baiters completed their crushing win with a scoreline of 29-6 and made sure that their point difference remained really high. Things are looking bleak for the Thunder Tigers who have now lost 2 out of 2 games. They need to turn things around really fast to avoid further embarrassment. 

Sutta Boys make GCG drink coffee!

Sutta Boys ( also read as Aida-alle ) defeated the GCG team of BD and Burm in a match that went down right to the wire. GCG took the lead initially 7-0 and subsequebt scores were 11-0 ,11-7 , 11-13 , 17-13 , 17-19 , 26 -19 , 26-26 and then finally Prithvi of Sutta Boys went ballistic making 5 shots in the end , thereby crushing GCG dreams of conquering the boys' F&H as well.
Highlights of the match - 1. Burm exhibiting his animal instincts by whacking each shot and getting flukes the likes of which even Fluke-Fufy would have been proud of .
2. BD belting Burm for going for arbit shots . A GCG split in the making ?

Pigym post their first win

Pigym ( RahulRaj and KP duo ) rallied hard to defeat Kundi Shot ( Bunty and Monk Duo ) 29-20 . Pigym kept taking the lead regularly but Kundi Shot weren't ever far behind . Some inspired shot-playing by RahulRaj saw Pigym take a lead of 27-20 and finally finishing off in style with 4 coins of Kundi Shot left . The match saw some off-board action with Monk rubbing his tummy while pondering his options and inspiring Bunty with 'Aetalle' before the actual shot was taken . All in all, Bunty says it was a good experience.
Trivia : Kundi shot also known as Full Moon Shot , which also explains the recent GB fascination with Bunty.

Sutta Boys win a thriller!

After going neck and neck till 20-18 ,Thunder Tigers buckle under pressure to give Sutta Boys a well-deserved win. Sutta Boys were the fastest off the blocks taking a lead of 18-0 in no time. But the curse of the Aida distracted the Sutta Boys and Thunder Tigers came storming back to take the lead 20-18.
The curse of the Aida lifted, Sutta Boys regrouped in style to win the match 29-20. It remains to be seen if Aida will feature in future(first) matches.

SuGu hammer Moons

Room no. 4 FINAL BLOCK
FPL - SuGu thrashed Moons 29 - 8

It's the first day of the FPL and the deadly duo of Su and Gu have set the bar really high for the likes of "Aetalle" and Sutta Boys among others, to reach. They hammered the Moons from Chennai 29 -8 , on the same day India trounced Australia in similar fashion.
Obviously, there's been a lot of planning and team building in the 4th block bathrooms....

Moons have to recuperate and make a come back to avoid further embarrassment....

Opening Day Fixtures

FUFY PREMIER LEAGUE

October 21

SuGu vs Moons
Sutta Boys vs Thunder Tiger

- condy Fufy

FUFY Premier League

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FPL - Its a battle out here.

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